"I bought a bottle of wine but I took it back to the shop because it was too expensive."
"I'm surprised they let you take it back. You could be a terrorist and have injected it with something."
"Nah, terrorists wouldn't buy a bottle of wine, it's against their religion."
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It's hard to even know where to begin with challenging a statement like that.
*sigh*
"Actually, some of my best friends are terrorists, and they are atheists!"
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